Funny Facebook Sms,jokes,funny facebook status- Page 1

Facebook Jokes,Funny Facebook Status:

1) Earlier bro & sis used to fight on
who will read the newspaper first…


Now they fight on who will check or update
their Facebook profile status :D

2) After Seeing Many Peoples Status…
I advise Facebook To Change The Status Question,
From “What’s on Your mind?” To . . “Aaj Ki Takleef kya hai”  XD

3) Warning that should be placed at every offices/malls..

In case of fire..

Exit building before updating a status on facebook about it.



4. The day is not so far when some1 will knock at ur door and say, Hey, we hv 7 mutual frds on Facebook, Can I come in?? :D


5.  Teacher : What is will-power??

Rajesh : it's when u see...
10 notification,
12 msg
18 frnd reqeust on Facebook

and still u click
.
.
.
.
"Logout" :P:D.

5) Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
.
Girl: Sure, What?
..
..
..
..
..
..

Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ??


6)  An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book…
Be an extraordinary person like ME…!
I’m on
“FACE BOOK”..


7)If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me! :XD


8) Things to know while Facebooking:
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request
it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your
Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not
You. ! :D