1) Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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2) Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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3) Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil se aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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4) Laakhon honge nigaaho mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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5) Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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6) Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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7) Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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8) Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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9) Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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10) Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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11) Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
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"Good friends are like stars you don't
always see them,
but you know they are always there."
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