1) Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!
2) One of d best definitions of HOME
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Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
:-D
Stop laughing. .
It's True...
3) Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,
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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'
4) Maths sir: wht is a ‘Line’?
Santa: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
Sir: so wat r parallel lines.?
Santa: A dot going walk wid his grlfrnd.
5) Best from School Times
if you have ever used Whole eraser Without Losing it
Seriously, I salute you
6) In USA, if power goes
they call power office.
In Japan, they test d fuse.
But
In Darjeeling, we check neighbor’s house.:P
7) Very Strange But Very True:
Dont Want 2 Study In Govt School
Dont Want 2 Go 2 Govt Hospital
Dont Want 2 Travel By Govt Bus , But
Every Body Wants Govt JOBS
8) boy secretly dialed his own no from his girlfriend’s mob
to see what name she choose 4 him, ‘Jaanu’, Nonu, etc.
He was shocked to see “ATM No:5″
9) If your wife kisses every time wen u come home late @ nite
Remember,its not AFFECTION,
its n INSPECTION of Daru,
Perfume or lipstic
SO, BE CAREFUL
10) Who z a Psychiatrist?
A qualified prsn who gvs u an xpnsive,
critical analysis abt urslf, . .
Vich ur frndz give u “free” of cost Daily..!!
11) student:mam y gandhi has no hair on his
head?
teacher:because he speaks only truth.
student:now i understand why girls have
long hair...!!!! :)
12) DAD To Son
Dad: Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son: I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Fren
Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai XD
13) Interesting just think about it
Actors are playing cricket,Cricketers are entering politics,Politicians are watching porn and Pornstars are becoming actors!
14) People say that marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life.
Personally, I believe paani-puri does a better job at cheaper cost. ;)
15) Who Says Chemistry is Easy!!!
Chemistry is Complicated...
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom DuringTest...
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G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test
G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?
G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !
G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !
G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !
G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !
G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?
G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..
G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O
G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen
G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K
G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh
G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH
G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly
G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !
G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me ... But IAm Asking Your Help
G2 : U !
G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!
G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium ! :D =))
lol :D:D:D
16) Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste
and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.:p
17) Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
A Classic Answer..
Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET". :D
18) Sir walked up to the Hottest Girl in the
class and kissed her.
Then he addressed the class said :
See students AIDS does not spread by
kissing.
Students: Sir,
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Please show us how it spreads...XD
19) Studying Has Two Types
1 - Hard Subjects Which
Cannot Be Studied.
2 - Easy Subject That
Doesn't Need To be Studied ...:P
20) Meaning of Traffic Lights
now a days :
. GREEN = Go Slow
. YELLOW = Go Fast
. RED = Go Very Fast ...
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