Engineering Jokes- An Engineering student called FM radio & said

Engineering Jokes:

1) An Engineering student called FM radio & said...
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“I’ve found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID
card of Mr.Ram, new road,

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Radio Jockey : How honest...
so you want to return his purse…? .
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student : no, I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for him :p

2) A scientist was doing an experiment..
He removed a man's brain & went to rest. When he came back d man was missing.

The scientist began searching.. After sum years he met d man at a bus stop.

Scientist asked d man:Wat were u doin al dis time witout brain..?
He replied:I' had been working as a faculty in engineering college..!
 

3)  PRESSURE ON THE BRAIN IS INVERSLY PROPOTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF DAYS LEFT IN THE EXAMS. WHILE THE SYLABUS REMAIN CONSTANT.

4) In an Engineering Maths class – Teacher : Why do we have to study Maths? Student : To save lives! Teacher : How does Maths saves lives? Student : It keeps idiots like you out of Medical College.

5) Sardar applied to a medical college Bt he nvr made it,bcoz
these wer his answers:
Antibody: One who hates his body
Artery: Study of fine paintings
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria
Coma: Punctuation mark
Labour pain: Hurt at work
Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards.



6) Once a boy was travelling by plane.
Sitting next to a man, he asked for the magazine.
Man- Hi, im a scientist.
Boy- Hello, im an EnGineer.
Man- Wow! enGineer. Can we discuss on some
topic?
Boy- Sure.
Man- Okay. Tell me something about Nuclear
Power.
Boy was silent.
Man- Ohhh! So U dnt knw.
Boy- Sir first answer my question.
Man- Ask.
Boy- Mandir mein bhi pooja hoti hai aur Church
mein bhi pooja hoti hai.
Toh fir Church ka ghanta mandir ke ghante se
bada kyu hota hai??
Man- I dont know.
Boy-Kameene.. pata GHANTE ka bhi nahi hai
aur baaten Nuclear power ki karta hai…xD..ha
ha
ps:NEVER MESS WITH AN ENGINEER  :D