Facebook Jokes - similarity between Facebook and Fridge

1) Height of fb addiction….
Status of a boy-I m online on fb during
lecture…hahaha
Comment frm his professor: get
out of the class…
Dean like the cmnt..
Frnd cmntd: jaldi cafe aa ja mahol
ekdm fit hai…

Mom cmntd: nalayak class nahi
karni to sabji le k sidhe ghar aa..
Dad cmntd: dekh lo apne bete ki
harkate…
GF cmntd: i hate u..mujhse kaha
dadi hospital me hai mil nahi
sakte..
Dadi cmntd: manhoos ghar aa
tujhe hospital pahuchati hun..

2) Definition of Success:-

“It is when your details and photos are available on GOOGLE
insted of FACEBOOK…”

3) What is the similarity between Facebook and Fridge?

Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..

4) Dad joined facebook..

Kid’s status update:”Dad on fb.. wtf..!!”:p
Dad commented- wat is wtf?? :

.

.

kid replied:”Welcome To Facebook”:)

5) Define Facebook:

Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets..

No Response…

&

When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets..

50 Likes…

35 friend requests…

&

25 comments on How sweet she is and how funny the joke was… :D